Best T-Shirt Ever!

I saw this hilarious T-shirt on someone's back at the grocery store, made all the funnier by how random it was seeing it on someone here in the D.R.  I followed the man, who was talking to his friend in Spanish, until I had it memorized.  It said:

Heaven is where the police are British, the cooks are French, the mechanics are German, the lovers are Italian and it is all organised by the Swiss. 

Hell is where the police are German, the cooks are English, the mechanics are French, the lovers are Swiss, and it is all organised by the Italians.

What are the odds?